Product review — Logitech G600

Yo, dig this: I love me some video games.

My life is pretty dark and cold. Literally. I work nights in a refrigerated warehouse and my schedule is so scattered that even on my nights off, I am routinely up at 3:28 A.M. with nothing to do. If I try to live like a human, it just doesn’t work out — I am lethargic all day and I am still up at night.

So I just stay awake at night.

What does that have to do with shit? Well, when you are up at the times of night that I am awake in this small ass town that I live in, you do not have many options for entertainment. In fact, the list is so small, I can list it here:

1. Drink
2. Lift Weights
3. Bone
4. Video games

I can’t do too much of #1, and none of #3. After I lift, I am left with the majority of my night, so what do I do? I fire up the PC and I get to makin’ kids cry at Overwatch or playing FFXIV. And what do I do it with?

My badass Logitech G-600.

The holy grail of gaming mice

Let me tell you about this beautiful thing. It has 12 side buttons, ctrl-toggle located on the far-right button (and it is smooth), adjustable DPI, and comes with software that allows you to program the entire mouse and even the lighting. After adjusting to the new mouse (because every new mouse has a learning curve, and this one does have a steep curve) my gameplay has gotten faster, more relaxing, and far easier. I don’t even think, I just use muscle memory for my commands and dedicate my brainpower to other areas of the game.

I love this mouse. It gives no fucks and takes no prisoners.