On men who travel…

So in my free time, I enjoy watching these dating shows where women call in and describe what they are looking for in men. It is quite informative and gives an insight to female nature that you would not get otherwise.

And you know what I learned?

Most women are dumb when it comes to how they select men. I don’t mean “oh this is my first time here, I don’t know how this works” dumb. I mean “what happens if I reach into the lion cage” dumb. Why do I say this? Because the #1 thing that these women say they want when they are asking for a man?

“I like to travel and want a man who can travel.”

STUPID. Why? Let me list the ways!

1. When men hear “I like to travel” out of women’s mouths, it translates into “I like to bedhop across Europe.” It isn’t a secret to us what women do on vacation when they are away from people who can hold them accountable and their actions can never come back to haunt them (trust me, I’ve been there). I am not saying that men don’t do it, but — lets be real — getting laid as a man is a bit harder and takes more work than just showing up, pounding a tequila shot, and going “whooooo who wants to help me make bad choices that I will ‘not remember’ tomorrow!?”
2. Hypothetically, lets say you find a man who can travel. Cool! What does that mean? Well, it means that he has the money, time, experience and ability to travel. Which means that he probably already has traveled and still travels to this day. And that means he is able to have far better options than you sweetie. The first time I set foot on non-U.S. soil, I was ruined for American women. I can’t even take these American broads seriously when they start their nonsense. Men who know better choose better, and they aren’t choosing American women.
3. You are best suited to stick with the average American male who doesn’t have a passport and the means to use it, because at least that guy doesn’t have the life experience or context to know that he is getting a raw deal in regards to the femininity, fitness, and beauty of the American woman. Men here are so conditioned to the dating market that they don’t realize how they are borderline abused. Here, in the good ol’ U.S.A., a woman can slap a man in public and call him a bitch. Anywhere else in the world, if a woman slaps a man in public, the only thing she is calling is an ambulance. That whole “feminism, girls run the world, pussy power” thing will get you laughed right back into the kitchen.

Ladies, don’t make “travel” your requirement because all you are doing is setting yourself up for failure.